Babbar-Sher:
Ek
Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
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Zamane ke dar se
teri tasweer toilet mein chupa
rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi
hai
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Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi,
Jis Ko Aankh Maari
Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi,
Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi
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1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga
badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
.
.
.
Kal use 100
% sardi hogi!
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Pyar karnevale
PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale
SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale
DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale
MSG SE
MEHARBAN ho jate he
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Ek yug the jab log apne
ghar ke
dwar par
likhte the "Atithi Devo Bhav".
Phir likhne lage "Shubh
Labh"
Phir "U R WELCOME"
Aur ab likthe hain
"Kutton Se
Saawdhaan"!
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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
syahi mat
samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
syahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,
mera mat samajhna.
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D 1 who smokes,get a smoky heart.
D 1 who drinks,get
an alcoholic heart.
So dear u must stop eating sweets,
as u r
already a sweet heart.
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wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi
kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!
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Shehar
ki gali
mein paan ki dukaan.
Devdas ne dekhi
paro ki
muskaan.
Devdas ne khilaya
Paro ko paan.
Khake paan Paro
boli
"Shukriya Bhai Jaan".
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I just met some1 in Cafe
Coffee Day.
Real good looking,
dead smart,So delightful.
More like a celebrity.
As I walked nearer,
DAMN SAINT
GOBAIN mirror.
It was me!!
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Maine tujhe dekha,
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta Raha
Dekhta hi gaya ,
Phir
mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Q.Why doesnt a donkey eat grass??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ans.Anyways...its
ur personal matter
& I should not interfere in it.
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Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin
Love is
like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More
Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle
istemal
karo phir vishwaas karo.
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D proffessor of a
business school asks,
"What is d most important source of
finance for starting business?"
A student
replies,"Father-in-law"
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