Very Difficult Questions
>
>Q - Who
is Joe?
>"Kambakth ishq" - Because
"Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
>
>
And of course, the grand
finale............The Madrasi said, I
>want to see the movie
'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
>really want to see?
>
>Dil Chhata Hai...
>
How do u CUT roads?????
>By LAUGHING.....
>
>Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye
Raste"
>
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>
>Luv and
Kush are going to a village & in between comes
>A well. Luv falls into
the well. Why???
>
>Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
>Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
>
>Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi
karega!!!!
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>
>Jackie
Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
>socho....... nahi
pata..??
>
>Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans -
D'cold
>
>Chalo
ab batao
>Jackie Chan ki bahu ka
naam kya hai ?
>
>This is quite simple.. .....
>Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans
bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
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>
>A
beggar meets another beggar.
>A software engineer
meets another software engineer.
>Both of them ask the
same question to each other.
>What is the question ???
>
>So, Which Platform are you Working on
???....
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>
>
>
>Question:
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
>Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>
>Question:
What will u call a person who leaves India, but
>doesn't
>travel much??
>Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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>
>Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO
RAM KAUN HAI ??
>Ans: TAILOR
>
>Q -
SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
>Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
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>
>Once
upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants
>were
>sitting on a wall.
>A sexy female elephant
passes by. what do the loafer elephants
>say about her?
>36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
>
>Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai
joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
>Ans: Adidas.
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>Q - Prasad asks Kumble
to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a
>bottle
>of pepsi
>but goes directly to
Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
>Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
>
>Q -
What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
>Cricket Team"
>Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad"
aataa hai
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